>be the OP
>SSG squad leader in the Army
>volunteered for my second tour because skull canoes don’t make themselves
>running a patrol west of some shitty city trying to create white space
>hot as fuck walking through marshes and other bullshit
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>next thing I know the lead fireteam starts taking contact
>god damn Charlie has a little bunker set up and they hosing the whole company down with machine gun fire
>not just “A” bunker it’s a whole bunker network
>a bunker plethora
>I decide the bunkers would look better with some nice costal grass growing inside of them
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>charge forward with my squad and take out the first bunker
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>our PL decided to grow some balls and hit an adjacent bunker while I was stealing souls for the reaper
>next thing I know my platoon is short a PL some joes
>everyone is standing around trying to figure out what to do
>now I’m pissed
>can’t count on officers for anything
>grab some frags and solo the bunker that killed the PL
>no one hazes my LT but me
>I rally everyone around my bunker only to realize our front is collapsing
>set in security and ask for 3rd platoon to roll up and hook us up with some extra firepower
>3rd didn’t realize we were in a fight I guess
>they roll up short a few dudes and their PL
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>grab up my two platoons and start storming bunkers like HIV in a crack house
>finally destroy an anti-tank weapon while the guys lay down suppressive fire
>standing atop the four dead Carlies I remember this is a mech unit
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>I let the candy assed tankers know they can roll up now that there is no anti-armor threat
>tankers roll in and start blasting away at everything but the bunkers
>I tell my platoons to start dragging the wounded back behind the tanks
>jump up on the closest tank
>bullets bouncing all around
>TC won’t open up the hatch
>TC can’t see shit starts telling me to get down we’re being shot at
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>I tell the TC to shut the fuck up and start relaying my adjustments
>walk tank rounds into the rest of the bunkers
>whole bunker line is smoldering shit and meat chunks
>no one hazes my LT but me
Pic related, me in my panty dropper suit, because everyone knows CIBs get you laid.
