Carl H. Dodd
>be the OP
>trying to get back to best Korea after commies keep halting our advance to the rear
>finally stop the yellow hoard in worst Korea
>get scooped up to become part of the counter-offensive
>so far war has been pretty lit
>during the invasion PL got yeeted
>I rallied the platoon started stacking bodies
>hey anon you did real gud want a silver star and a commission
>no I’d rather work for a living
>too bad 2LT anon this is the Army we do what we want
>later
>oh LT anon we have a deadly hill in the way
>can you make it not deadly
>look over plans
>this is suicide
>ikr it will be a good leadership challenge for you as a new officer huehuehue
greenweenie.jpg
>attack the hill
>machine guns raking us
>mortars booming at us
>arty landing all around
>platoon goes nah fuck this
>pinned down
>can’t retre… er advance to the rear because we’re exposed
>realize I can die like a bitch on my belly or die like a badass in a hail of steel rain and bullets
ohhailohhailohinfantry.exe
>stand up
>call the whole platoon a bunch of bitches
>start hauling ass to the first bunker
>omfg cover the PL
>chuck grenades at bunker
>jump in
>the power of John Browning compels you commie filth
>45 ACP stopping powa ends the fight quickly
>platoon fixes bayonets and comes charging in now that everyone is dead
>call them pussies some more
>tell them we have a ton of other bunkers to take out
>leading the way we steamroll over the other bunkers
>all day long
>finally find the damn mortar team that’s been hitting us the whole fight
>have to advance on a narrow ridge completely exposed
>LT anon we can’t go across that we’ll die
doubt.exe
>charge across the ridge pinggy boi pinging and shrapnel bois booming
>Platoon tries to keep up
>weak bodies and fatties slow them down
>end up chucking my last grenade into the enemy mortar pit
>they catch up
>tell the platoon to get some rest as night falls
>wake up to heavy fog
>time to clean out the rest of the bunkers
>run around kicking ass like a bunch of spooky ghosts all cinematic and shit
>by now I’m just charging ahead and letting the NCOs force the platoon to keep up
>not like a PL is really good for anything else anyway other than yelling at supply for running out of TP and 550 cord again
>finally secure the hill
>head back to the rear
>w-what sir anon you’re still alive
>here have another promotion 1LT anon
>we’re also putting you in for an award
pic related me with my award.
